/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark*/

var num_of_quotes = 12;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
body="You can get with this or you can get with that.";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="Downloading your personal information...";
}

if (quotes==2) {
body="Your mom just friended me on Facebook.";
}

if (quotes==3) {
body="Our websites can beat up your websites.";
}

if (quotes==4) {
body="Designed with an Atari 2600.";
}

if (quotes==5) {
body="You’ve tuned in to the number one crew in the area.";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="I’m proud my website is an honor student.";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="Space for rent. Inquire within.";
}

if (quotes==8) {
body="Thank you, Drive-thru.";
}

if (quotes==9) {
body="For a good time, contact us.";
}

if (quotes==10) {
body="Now available in HD.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
body="42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.";
}

document.write(body);